Fuck People

Why has the internet become such a bullshit place where you're not allowed to be negative, disagree etc? Don't like my comments, fucking block me. Everyone goes running to mommy moderator now though. The block button has become entirely pointless. At least tell me who's reporting me so I can block them for fuck sake. Places like Steam forums are run like a fucking elementary school, even the forums for fucking M rated games. People literally just run around baiting and/or reporting all fucking day.

I don't change. I've had who knows how many accounts everywhere the past 25+ years. I started keeping screenshots after a certain point. Got a ton of bullshit bans and moderation on Steam lately. Screenshots here

Then I found 2 FB groups for Crimson Desert. One of them had the lame ass censors on. It's a fucking M rated game but the fuckwit who setup the group has it blocking words like "screw." No way to PM the fool. I made a post tagging him and calling him out. Others made posts at least once a week. Fucker never participated in his own group. Someone must've finally reported one of my comments and got his attention. Rather than actually coming out and answering for the stupid shit censorship, he blocked me from the group. People are fucking babies. I can't stand it. Plus, FB and Discord apply censorship in the most annoying, nonsensical way possible. For 30 years, internet forums have been replacing words they're afraid of with asterisks. Not FB/Discord. They block your entire fucking input and won't even tell you which word is tripping the bullshit.

People are fucking idiots. All these doctors offices have connected computer systems and shit now, but you end up jumping through more hoops than you did when everything was simple paper filing systems. WTF? The only time I've ever shown my insurance card is when it changes and they need the new ID for billing. Now the fucking clowns ask for it every time or once a year etc, and I'm the asshole cause I won't provide them information they already fucking have. No, I'm operating based on logic, and everyone else is a fucking useless sheep that just does what they're told.

Will the obsession with green grass ever end? What is this stupidity? Plant something you don't have to cut, idiots! Plenty of options. There was a guy who lived near here who flat out killed his grass every year. I used to smile every time we went by there. One brown yard on the street. One smart person in that town. Everyone else just puts up with stupid shit and does what society expects of them. Not me. Fuck you all.

Fuck Middlemen

The human race just disgusts me. You allow so many fucking useless middlemen to exist just to profit from you being lazy sheep.

Health insurance is probably the most obvious. It only exists as a bullshit middleman, but they get to overrule doctors on your healthcare constantly, determine which doctors you can even see, suck money directly from your paycheck, etc. How is it even legal for hospitals to take different rates for the same thing based on who's paying to begin with??? They bill 2 grand for something, and your insurance says it's fully covered but only has to pay them $250. Yet, without the insurance, the hospital would want the entire 2 grand from you. Somehow, people allow shit to operate this way though.

Hollywood and sports are another prime example of middleman fuckery. These fucking clowns go on strike every couple years, always whining they want more money when they're incapable of managing the money they make in the first fucking place or anything else about their lives. They all piss it away on agents, managers, and accountants. FUCK THEM! I hope they're all replaced by AI. Bring back Bruce Willis, Charles Bronson, etc. Fuck these new actors.

Record companies too. Those blood-sucking leeches keep profiting even after the artists are dead, and nobody will draw a reasonable line there. They shouldn't be able to charge out the ass for dead musicians' tunes to the point studios have to change TV show themes to release them on disc because the licensing is too expensive.

Everyone who's working chooses to complicate their lives with shit. "investments," 401K, IRA, worrying about interest rates at the bank, etc. Nothing is ever enough. Nobody just takes what they have and fucks off, no matter how much it is. Look at people like Bezos and Taylor Swift forever raking in more fuckin money even though they already have enough for their next 3 or 4 generations to go through life without ever working a day.

Not to mention unions. More bullshit middlemen taking a piece of your paycheck because everyone too fucking spineless to stand up to their employers on their own.

Drug reps are also annoying middlemen. It's 2025. Why the fuck are drug reps still showing up at doctors' offices making the already insane wait times even longer? There should be a simple email list by now. If the doctors want samples, fucking mail them. Those reps are obsolete.

Realtors should also be made obsolete by the internet, but the government makes it so fucking complicated to sell property, you still need them for the fucking paperwork. Yeah, you could get a lawyer, but who wants to deal with those crooked fucks when there's any other option?

Debt collectors are another form of useless middlemen. Your debt was already paid when they bought it from the original company. Ignore those fucks.

Tax preparers are an obvious issue too. The tax system is so complicated most people have to hire these assholes to figure it out for them. Fucking ridiculous.

Congress is literally a bunch of middlemen as well. If we could put voting online, everyone could vote on everything directly instead of trusting it to the crusty, crinkled cunts in congress.

We're literally a society of middlemen. Way past time to start giving them the middle finger.

Fuck the Internet - 2025 Edition

So tired of the internet, but some of us have nothing better to do. It doesn't matter how well thought out, logical, and relevant your post is. Some fucktard wants to silence you. Independent thinking is no longer encouraged in society nor on the internet, and it's fucking disgusting. If you say anything counter to their fucking agendas or question any fucking thing, every group just attacks you, blocks you, calls you names. How does it help anyone's cause to drive people away and divide everyone further?

I hate religion, but I get banned from atheist pages on facebook for expressing my opinion on shit they post about because I share some libertarian viewpoints and dislike both parties. I support womens rights and full bodily autonomy. Tired of everyone making it just about abortion though. "By body, my choice" should be applied to everything: abortion, prostitution, vaccines, drugs, etc etc. Yet, I just got blocked by another group I was previously invited into because I questioned why they were whining about research grants for studying domestic abuse. WTF is there to study? We know all we need to know about it. We obviously need to do more to stop it. That funding should be for women's shelters or something, not "research." Whatever, fuck people. I get rather annoyed when facebook pages block me because they can't handle a fucking opinion.

You can't unify people if you're pissing off the majority of them. This is what the left and right in this country don't seem to understand. The right can't do anything without trying to force their beliefs on everyone, and the left forever wants to shit on the 2nd amendment while pandering to minority groups and climate bullshit. Meanwhile, the country goes to shit for everyone, and nobody has the balls to put a 3rd party in power. The people who look at things differently, and express those views on a case by case basis are outsiders. Excuse the fuck out of me for forming my own thoughts and never being a sheep.

Fuck the Fucking Election - 2024 Edition

Look at all these fucking clowns running around and putting up signs supporting useless politicians. Look how divided this piece of shit country is. Bad enough half the people still want their fucking churches to run shit. Fuckers are brainwashed to the point they're allergic to critical thinking. It's all mythology. They're taught to believe in "free will" then hate everyone who doesn't subscribe to their bullshit cults. It's been 50 years of the same fucking fight. Why can't we settle the fact that bodily autonomy is a human fucking right and be done with it? I don't want just abortion legalized. I want abortion, prostitution, drugs, vaccine choice, gender changes, etc. It ALL falls under the "my body, my choice" argument. Always has.

A bunch of the others are out there trying to ban plastic straws or screaming for the acceptance of mental illness. Your 101 genders aren't anyone's problem but your own. If you're a fucking weirdo, you're a fucking weirdo. Own it, and stop demanding everyone pretend it's normal. The irony of demanding acceptance when you couldn't even accept the body you were fuckin born with. Who would've thought we'd find something even more annoying than vegans? Fuck all the eco freaks too. Not everyone wants to give up plastic straws, bags, gas guzzlers, etc. Deal with it. What the government needs to do is start spending real money to ADAPT to the planet we have instead of pissing and moaning about climate change constantly. I don't want lanes for charging EVs. I don't want solar panels and windmills. I want cheap, flat rate nuclear power. I want heated fucking roads to prevent all icy conditions in the winter. Heated fucking runways at the airport to keep shit moving. Desalination plants in California so those cunts can stop whining about drought. Better building regulations for areas constantly fucked by hurricanes and tornadoes to build shit better. If we're going to be too cheap to run all the utilities underground, then at least be smart enough to ban trees from growing close enough to damage the fucking things!

and for fuck sake, stop whining about the guns and drugs. The only thing the left wing cunt politicians do by bitching about guns is lose votes. Nothing is going to stop stupid shit from happening when cops are afraid to act on shooters. Politicians don't have any "common sense." We don't need anymore gun laws. The guns haven't changed in 50 years. We stopped locking up the mentally ill because asylums aren't profitable. Fix that, assholes. We need to scrap the DEA and ATF and be done with it. No amount of useless drug busts the past 50 or so years has changed a fucking thing about what's available on the streets and everyone knows it. Throw in the fucking towel and stop wasting tax dollars on it. No more hooker and drug stings. Spend the money on women's shelters and drug rehab.

Common sense would be to protect freedom, but both sides only do that on their own terms. Neither side deserves all this time and effort that the little people put in campaigning for them. I just wish people would wake up and see that. The only thing about election day that makes me happy is when it's over. I don't give a fuck who wins. It's 2024, and these fucking idiots still think lining up like cattle to vote is the proper way. Never. If we could streamline the shit properly, we wouldn't even need congress. Everyone could vote on everything directly. They don't want that shit. They don't even respect the will of the people when these issues are put directly on state ballots. See Ohio.

Fuck The Weirdos

I was just booted from the Helldivers discord for responding to someone who started on about being trans with: "Nobody asked. Do you see anyone feeling the need to announce they're straight here, or a fucking furry, etc? It has nothing to do with the conversation or the game at all."

For fuck sake. Stop coddling these motherfuckers!!! Why is saying anything other than positive re-enforcement of this lunacy toward these weirdos considered "discriminatory" or "phobic?" Calling a fucking weirdo a fucking weirdo is neither of those. Anyone who's different is a fucking weirdo. Vegans, Jehova's witnesses, people covered in tattoos and piercings, etc etc. The rainbow flag crowd are fucking weirdos. It's that simple. If they're too soft to handle criticism and being judged like everyone else, they need psychiatric help. Get thicker skin you fucking weirdos!!!

They're just as bad as Vegans at this point! Fuck their pronouns. Nobody cares! It's not phobic to dislike a group of people and be tired of their shit. Nobody calls atheists "christphobic." We get to talk shit about religious groups and everyone else, but somehow this group is protected. BULLSHIT! These fuckers react to every little comment like a black person being called the N word. Come the fuck on!

Fuck Old People

Seriously. Why do we try so hard to keep these geriatrics alive past their expiration dates? The irony is that they're usually the ones whining about medicaid/welfare when the tax payers spend 100x more on medicare to keep their wrinkled asses alive. Once you're past a certain age, they need to stop greenlighting all these ridiculous heart surgeries and shit. A 75 year old shouldn't be in the hospital for 3 weeks having open hear surgery. Fuck off and die already. All these clowns running marathons and obsessing over health food. Making it harder and harder to find the fucking real food. Why is everyone trying to live forever? Being old sucks. You can barely walk, chew, or fuck anymore. Everything aches and shakes. Then you're at the doctor's every other week for something. Just fucking die. Plus, they're all religious nuts. If you really believe the fairy tale about an afterlife, then get the fuck on with it. I want fat. I want sugar. I want pretzels that actually have some fucking salt on them. I love bacon. I love pizza. I've never eaten a salad in my life, and I never fucking will. I'll also never understand all the idiots supporting these geriatrics in politics. It's one thing to favor one party or the other; although, I think both are fucking stupid. It's another thing to be so into that shit as to support these fucking 80 year olds that refuse to retire. They shouldn't even have licenses to run a car anymore much less run the goddamn country!! Get a fucking clue people.

Fuck the Fucking Internet

It doesn't matter how well thought out, logical, and relevant your post is. Some fucktard will downvote it. It doesn't matter how general and vague your comment is, some fucktard will report it to try to get you moderated. Those people are the real trolls, NOT those of us simply expressing ourselves against the bullshit echo chambers and social norms. Independent thinking is no longer encouraged in society or on the internet, and it's fucking disgusting. I've been banned from Reddit and Gamefaqs the same week. Bans only work on the computer illiterate, but it's still fuckin irritating... I've spent 1000s of hours playing Earth Defense Force games and answered tons of questions about the new one since I'm one of the few people who imports the Japanese release. Yet, I'm not allowed to complain about the fucking devs. No. One fucking comment with a link to their English support so others can join in complaining about the fuckers doing another Japan only port of a game that's already been released in English FUCKING TWICE, and I get a generic perma-ban message. As if that's not insulting enough, replying to it results in being reported to reddit itself. The reddit admins are impossible to get any real response from, but they keep letting this automated bullshit ban people for "harassment" for REPLYING to a GENERIC fucking ban message from a bullshit anonymous modmail account. WHAT THE FUCK!? Good luck appealing that shit too. Useless fucking garbage with a tiny input box. Is that the extent of the admins' attention spans? 80 fucking characters??? Same kind of shit happened with Hitman 2. I was one of the first to complete all the challenges and earned over 1000 karma on that fucking Hitman sub answering questions, but you're not allowed to criticise the fucking devs in any way. Oh no. How terrible of me. Some fucking baby couldn't wait to ban me from that sub for bitching about the way the devs handled something back then. So tired of these fucking generic normie nazis who can't handle anything the least bit negative being posted. Words are words, assholes. Get the fuck over it. Then on Gamefaqs, I made a nothing comment in a post about PSN digital game pricing. Simply that "Only idiots pay full price. Everyone else waits for sales." OH NOES! He called a vague non-dscript group idiots!!! Moderate him!!! Holy fuck. Naturally, I get pissed and go off in the dispute box because it's fucking ridiculous, not to mention insulting. I've had that account for 16 years, mind you. Clearly, I'm not going to change, and bullshit moderations only annoy me. Leave me the fuck alone.

Fuck Both Sides of the Gun Debate

One week, it's "defund the police!" Then they prove they're useless AGAIN, but instead of demanding answers, people are back to saying they should be the only ones with guns. Stupid much? You're all fucking idiots. Guns aren't going anywhere. We already have background checks. The loopholes you're whining about are insignificant compared to other issues with law and government, and closing them would have changed NOTHING about recent events. You clowns just use every shit show to scream about the scary black rifles! They're no different in functionality to 90% of other weapons in circulation. Arguably, an AR-15 is a terrible choice to use indoors anyway! So fucking tired of people who don't know shit about guns thinking they should get to decide for the rest of us.

Change the age for buying? FUCK NO. How many 18 year olds do you know that can afford 5 grand in guns working part-time at fucking Wendy's in the first place!? Assholes. I actually find it odd nobody's trying to tax them and drive up the price more. Either we're adults at 18 or we're not. It's way past time to get rid of the excessive age restrictions on other things. Literally everyone graduating high school and becoming an "adult" should find it insulting that there's still a list of shit you can't do with zero logic behind it, while other countries DO allow it. You can sign your ass away to die for the military, but you can't buy a beer? Newsflash: Anyone that wants to drink before they're 21 fucking does anyway. Telling them they're not allowed just makes them wanna do it more. You can also sign yourself up for a lifetime of student loan debt at 18, but you can't drop a quarter in a fucking slot machine. HELLO? Anyone seeing a fucking problem yet? I'll give you another example: Excessive laws regarding the age of consent because they claim teenagers aren't mature enough to consent...while at the same time claiming kids are mature enough to decide they're the wrong fucking gender! Well, which is it? When is anyone mature enough to make their own fucking decisions? Most of you clearly still aren't because you're just following along with the rest of the sheep.

Then you have the GOP. All these years, the assholes keep trying to legislate their religious bullshit into law and the left doesn't have the balls to demand mental evals for any of those candidates that are clearly fucked in the head. None of them are capable of debating anything without involving their fucking religion. It's plain as day how biased they are. The left also never had the balls to decisively legalize abortion, which should also make prostitution legal because it's the same principle. Women should have the right to do what they want with their bodies...that includes selling access to the fun parts. Nobody cares what your invisible friend thinks of abortion. If you don't like them, don't fucking have one. The abortion thing is about to seriously bite them in the ass with this bullshit biased supreme court they're also doing NOTHING about.

Let's whine about the guns though. Totally ignore that the social security office has tighter security than that school did. They're all government buildings. Oh, security is inconvenient? Doesn't stop the fucking airports or the courthouses that feel like fucking airports. Why the fuck are all the offices still in the same building as the courtrooms, so we have to go through so much security shit just to file paperwork? People creating new issues while trying to solve others, and lack of real progress, as usual.

Red flag laws? Too easy for manipulative bitches and assholes to abuse, and too hard to fight. It lacks due process. Rights aren't supposed to be easy to take away. Dumb fucks. Why do we have so many more prisons than asylums? Clearly, prisons are more profitable. That needs to change. If you can't justify locking people up, you can't justify taking away their rights. It's that simple.

You keep voting in the same ancient, delusional politicians on both sides all these years. They refuse to retire, and you're too stupid to demand it louder. Boycott the fucking primaries or something! Take a real stand. These stupid cunts on both sides keep trying to write the same anti-freedom shit into 1000 page bills, tacking on irrelevant shit to every bill they try to pass. Look at the stimulus bill with the fucking addendum allowing companies to sue Youtubers or some shit. COME ON! This country is absolutely fucked and people are just jumping on the bandwagon for every bullshit headline instead of looking at the real problems. They couldn't even fix the fucking post office these past 2 years!!

Fuck Reddit

 Why is Reddit such a joke? All the admins do is protect incompetent, petty mods who perma-ban without warning or explanation whatsoever. Providing an explanation for a fucking perma-ban should be standard protocol by now. Anything less is fucking lazy. Plain and simple. The assholes let ANYONE run and staff subs with no oversight. You say one wrong thing on some subs, sometimes literally a nothing harmless comment and you can be perma-banned with ZERO recourse other than making a new account. If they catch the new account, THEN the admins ban both. Yet, they wouldn't do shit about your unfair subreddit ban in the first fucking place.

My entire Reddit account has been temp banned several times and now permabanned over simple discussions with oversensitive mods. Where the fuck do they get off humoring these oversensitive fucking babies that are too stupid to just use Mute/Block and move the fuck on!? One asshole gets to run like 200 subreddits and be hated by half the site. But reply to a mod message with a mean response and get banned. Fuck you. I've been getting account banned and IP banned on the internet for 20 fucking years, and I still post wherever I goddamn please.

Responding to an automated subreddit ban message with a simple "Go fuck yourself" is NOT harassment. Big difference between replying to an automated modmail from some powertriping asshole and harassing someone directly on their private account. All they have to do to end the conversation is mute the person. Stupid motherfuckers!

I was literally banned today for making a SUGGESTION through modmail. Look at this shit!

Another recent ban happened on the hometheater sub. Dickhead banned me, started talking shit and refused to give an explanation. Finally stated the actual rule supposedly broken and muted me at the same time. Claiming piracy. I asked for recommendations on a media player box. They're legit consumer electronics. Even nVidia fucking makes one! Never once mentioned fucking piracy. I even replied to someone about my legitimate use for them. I own 1000s of movies and shows on disc in multiple formats, and having rips makes TV shows easier to binge, especially when the assholes make discs without a "Play All" option.

Another time, I received a perma-ban from /r/news. Again, ZERO warning or temp bans. ZERO actual communication. Just an automated message saying perma-banned. So I reply "Go fuck yourself. Explanations should be standard instead of automated messages. Lazy cunts." Obviously not the most mature response, but this lazy, petty shit is getting old. I get ANOTHER automated message, this time from /u/reddit about fucking harassment? Are you shitting me!? I REPLIED to an automated MODMail. I did NOT DM the fucking mod directly, but that's what reddit is trying to imply. As if they can't just mute/block me anyway. No, report me to the admins for being pissy about my ban instead of just muting me like the fucking babies normally do. SERIOUSLY? These are the kind of people who get to be mods? Clean up your fucking house, or stay the hell out of it when people evade ridiculous subreddit moderations. PICK ONE.  

p.s. There should be a profile option to NEVER hide comments. Fucking annoying always having to click to expand comments cause they're unpopular/whatever.

Fuck "Normal"

 I'm NOT "normal." I never have been, and I never will be. I've been sitting in this room for 19 years now. Last time I worked was sometime in March 2003. I tried college before that. Quit because I wasn't learning anything useful. I refused to memorize useless info about the AT&T monopoly when I was supposed to be learning how to setup computer networks. I never had any real direction. I just always wanted someone to love. That hasn't happened, at least not in the expected way. Everyone else prioritizes careers and education so much nowadays it makes me sick. Should have nothing to do with love, but I'm basically undateable because I don't work, don't drive, and live with my parents. I sit here, binge watching the same dozen or so TV shows and maybe find a videogame worth playing once in a blue moon. I basically gave up. Never had many friends. Don't have any that are local anymore. I was always socially awkward. After a certain point, I just had no use for people. The one friend who truly means anything to me is like 500 miles away.

My family is a total shit show. Never much cared about any of them. Haven't even been to a funeral in 10 or 12 years now. We don't have contact with any of them now that my mother's siblings are fighting over my grandfather's estate, after knowingly exposing him to covid in the first place and stealing a ton of shit from the house. So it's just my parents, and I don't give a shit about them. I'm literally sitting here waiting for the fuckers to die. My mother is a paranoid, overprotective cunt, and my father is just an asshole. Think I'm exaggerating? When he was raising chinchillas back in the 90s, I got to the point where I said they were his fucking animals and I wasn't doing his bullshit chores anymore; he threatened to shoot my dog, and he fucking would have. I haven't claimed ownership of any pet around here since and have also maintained zero responsibility for taking care of them. My mother? I don't even know where to begin. Took me until I was almost 33 to find a first date, and that one dumped me after 2 months because she couldn't stand my mother. It was winter time and the bitch always kept me from driving anytime it snowed. Psycho will threaten to disown me or have me committed anytime I try to go against her. Like I said, I've given up. SSI isn't enough to live on my own, and it's not worth it being alone anyway. I sit here waiting for the cunt to drop dead, so I can have my inheritance.

Fuck Vegas

 Sin City? Sounds more like Shit City to me now. Vegas always looked so cool and different, but that doesn't seem the case anymore. One of the only places in the country still enforcing mask mandates. It's always been portrayed as a city that never sleeps, but now a lot of places have shorter hours. How long has prostitution been legal in Nevada? Still not legal in Vegas though (Clark County). FUCKING WHY? and why doesn't anyone fight that in the courts? It's the same basic women's rights argument that keeps abortion legal. "Women have the right to do what they want with their bodies." Obviously, that should include selling access to the fun parts. RIGHT? Why isn't anyone even lobbying to lower the gambling/drinking age out there all these years? Either you're an adult at 18 or you're not. You'd think they'd be all over that shit by now, especially after the hit the casinos took with lockdowns etc. Don't say it's a federal law, so is weed, and states are taking it upon themselves to legalize that (which I totally agree with).

Fuck Linux

 I swear the distro developers just want to make it useless on purpose. I always run LTS distros (Kubuntu, Ubuntu, etc). I'm getting really fucking tired of finding out about an app I need, running apt-get to install it, and the fucking thing finds the app BUT installs a version from like 2 fucking years ago! WTF!?!? "Long term support" apparently doesn't include updating the motherfucking repository. Cunts. Call me crazy, but when I try to install a new app, I expect to get the most recent fucking version of it without jumping through hoops. Otherwise, apt-get is completely worthless to me.

Fuck Software Developers

 I used to write software. Some of the shit I wrote was rather complex too. Grabbing RAM from console emulators to compare, hex edit, and make gameshark codes back in the day, etc. Wrote a MIPS assembler/disassembler too. Did a little save editing in the 360 era but hated trying to crack checksums. I even used a library someone made to adapt my gameshark tool to straight up PS2 hacking via the broadband adapter. Everything I wrote, I did with ANSI C and Win32 API calls. Not totally platform independent, but not riddled with dependencies like shit is now. All my programs ran on any version of windows without needing any bullshit extra frameworks, libraries etc as well as running under Wine on linux.

Software nowadays is written by assholes who can't really code. Everything is dependencies on top of dependencies, and it's ridiculous. Nothing is a self-contained app anymore on Windows or linux. Every time I need to install a new app, I'm stuck figuring out how to install something else it depends on in linux or updating some bullshit framework on Windows. It's disgusting. I'd probably still be running Ubuntu 10.04 if Chrome and FF browsers weren't all cunty about dependencies and were compiled as compeltely self-contained apps like they should be. I still remember when Firefox was new and it was like 6MB. That's how far back I go. I started with Windows 3.1 and DOS. Win 2K/XP were my bread and butter, and many others refused to give them up. I made peace with Win7, but I've mostly been running linux the past 10 years. Refuse to run Win10.

An example for you, I downloaded the linux (debian) version of a relatively simple app called SaveWizard yesterday. Naturally, it wouldn't install because of bullshit unmet dependencies. It wanted some shit called "mono-complete." WTF is that??? So I try apt-get install the shit, but that's not good enough. It says it needs a newer version, so I have to Google the fucking thing to find out how to add the official repository, then install it. Then I can finally install the app I wanted. If they didn't code like assholes, the Windows version would run in Wine like the software I used to write.

Fuck Investment Bullshit

Seriously. Nobody is ever content just making money. Everyone has to complicate shit. Put it in the fucking bank and be happy. Fuck your Roth IRA, 401k, stocks, bonds, etc. Stop letting people fuck around with the money you earn. Just take it and save or spend. "Oh, but 401k defers taxes." Do you think the tax rate in 20 years will be lower or higher, asshole? You might as well pay it now and get it the fuck over with. Fuck fucking Wall Street too. It's one big circle jerk where the people with too much fucking money dick around with the economy. Shouldn't even be legal. Normal people should NOT be fucking around on the stock market or having to worry about the banks failing because of it.

Look at all these clowns using bots and running their asses off to get PS5s and Xboxes to scalp then selling them for a measly $100 over what they paid. Seriously. Be happy you have the $500 to buy one instead of doing all that shit just to get a little bit more. I'm literally more annoyed at the people who sell them for 100 or so above MSRP than the people trying to get $1000 for them. It's just a waste. I let my PS5 sit here for a while before opening it to see how high local prices would go on FB marketplace, but people kept listing them for $650-700 (after paying $530 including tax), so I didn't consider that worth the effort or worth waiting until after the holidays to get another one when they restock.

Fuck Ambition

Everyone seems like they're letting life pass them by nowadays. They're working stupid amounts of hours, and going to school into their 30s and 40s. It's ridiculous. Nobody really has time to enjoy life or have a serious relationship anymore. Everyone puts love on the back burner, and it pisses me off. Why does everyone think they need a goddamn Masters in everything now!? I don't care how many fucking degrees you have. It's a fucking job. It's what you do to pay the bills. If you're doing it more than 40 hours a week and have no social life, you're doing it wrong. I'll be 40 next year, and I've been alone most of my life. I don't want to be someone's weekend play thing. I want someone with actual free time.

Do I sound insane? "What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not being able to make it to the toilet in time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?" ~Steve Buscemi (Con Air)

"Now tell me which ones are free. Free from debt. Anxiety. Stress. Fear. Failure. Indignity. Betrayal. How many wish that they were born knowing what they know now? Ask yourself how many would do things the same way over again? And how many would live their lives like me." ~Jack Reacher

Fuck 2020 - July Edition

Fuck all these paranoid people that are hiding at home and demanding more lockdowns. Fuck all the old people. If they'd fuck off and die in a timely manner nursing homes wouldn't need to exist. Those places are essentially death row for retirees, but you hear people whining those places need more test kits. Fuck em. They'll be dead soon either way. Stop clogging up the fucking labs. There's no cure. Testing isn't even that fucking important. If you're sick, isolate yourself at home until you're either better or dead. Simple.

Every country has the virus. It's not going anywhere. We're not getting rid of it until there's a vaccine or it burns itself out like the flu. Every time we open more things, the case numbers go up. So fucking what? If you want to hide at home, be my guest. Closing all the borders is fucking dumb. People in your country have it. People in my country have it. Wear a fucking mask. Nobody in their right mind is going to quarantine for 2 full weeks without symptoms. All they're doing with this shit is completely ruining the mental health of the world. Everyone's a prisoner in their home and the push back against lockdowns will keep growing. They had their chance with lockdowns, couldn't do it in a way that actually eliminated the virus, and scientists aren't coming up with a goddamn vaccine/cure nearly fast enough. Now fuck off and let everyone live.

Some positive things are happening in 2020 besides test results. Can't wait to see which countries end up in Guinness for the most cases, deaths, etc.

Gamestop will probably die sooner

Movie Theaters might die, which means more studios finally moving on to releasing streaming/disc day one instead of making us wait 6 months.

Everyone is finally demanding mail-in ballots to make it easier to vote without lining up somewhere like cattle. It's the 21st century. The fact we have online banking and all this other shit but people can't simply place their vote online is ridiculous and just shows how corrupt and technophobic all the ancient fucks who run this country are.

Maybe a few less politicians

Less old people

Less homeless

Less inmates

Oil industry took a huge hit. Fuck them.

A lot of people learned to make shitty masks. Why the fuck are so few people/companies making the kind you can tie on instead of the elastic shit that rips your fucking ears off!?

Hating China isn't nearly as racist anymore.

Protesters out blocking roads will likely get sick, so there's punishment even if the fucking cops won't arrest them.

Might get my inheritance sooner

Fuck Em If They Can't Take a Joke

Everyone is too fucking sensitive and everything is discrimination or bigotry nowadays. You can't take away peoples' right to be assholes. Some Starbucks barista is apparently in a world of shit over writing something on a Muslim woman's cup. There's a difference between discrimination and simply mocking people for following ancient superstition. She got what she fucking ordered, didn't she? Discrimination would be refusing to serve her. If they don't want labeled and mocked for their stupid shit, they should stop wearing head coverings and shit in the US. No different than labeling a cup "Pig" for a cop. You just know people are labeling cups for chicks with that ugly short haircut "Karen" knowing full well the bitch will have a meltdown over it. Gotta get some entertainment in your day, right? People come to this country to get away from theirs but don't really want to get away from their own backwards shit, nor do they have any respect for this country if they won't even learn our language properly. Then they wonder why they get mocked and treated differently.

Do we protect the idiots who have 50 piercings or tattoo ink on 80% of their body when they get turned down for jobs and people look at them funny for being different? NO. This should be no different. It's not about a color or specific faith. It's about people sticking out like a nun in a room full of hookers. It's about the assclowns who go on planes and refuse to sit next to a woman because they might get horny. The assholes that go door to door and try to convert you to their ridiculous beliefs. The assholes that wear stupid shit on their heads. The assholes who get jobs near alcohol and refuse to serve it. The assholes who get jobs at pharmacies and refuse to give women birth control. 

Ever hear the old expression, "Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me?" People need thicker skin. I'm not racist. I hate everyone. I hate religious people because they believe all their superstitious shit and demand everyone follow their doctrine or go to hell. I hate Atheists because they're pro-gun control. I hate Amish because of HOW they live and get in everyone's way with horses and buggies just as much as their lame ass religion. I hate ALL politicians. I hate people who think voting actually matters. I hate people who don't speak English properly. I also hate the word "barista," come to think of it. I hate people who wear funny hats and expect special treatment. I can't wear a cap for my driver's license photo, so take off the fucking hijab or you're not getting a driver's license. I don't care where your from or what you believe. That's what equality is all about. Same rules apply to everyone. Fuck you, your culture, and your beliefs. 

Most people who come from that region, whether it be middle east, India, or Philippines, typically have thick fucking accents and don't learn to speak English properly or clearly no matter how long they're here. Every fucking doctor you go to now is some foreigner, who spent 10 years in medical school, and you still can't fucking understand them cause they're too fucking lazy to learn the language. It was bad enough when we couldn't read doctors' writing. A friend of mine told me about a German student at his college that showed up not knowing a word of English but was speaking it perfectly within 3 months. Hell, half the blacks in this country barely speak the fucking language! The word is "ASK," NOT "AXE" idiots! I say "black" because it's a fucking color and I'm too lazy to write out the more politically correct term. Just as I consider myself WHITE, not fucking caucasian. Whoever came up with that word was a stupid cocksucker.

Fuck Cruises

I kind of like cruises, but everything has negatives. First and foremost the fucking muster drills. Every fucking cruise is the same shit. No matter how many you go on, you can't skip any of it. Oh, "it's for safety." No, it's a circle jerk to comply with international law and cover the cruise line's asses legally. It CAN be made easier. They already have everyone meeting indoors instead of at the actual lifeboats. They could easily let us check in at our respective stations, send us back to our rooms, and play the fucking safety briefing on the TVs. It's technically no different than doing it with us sitting in the goddamn theater together. Legally, they could totally do it. The law only says what we have to be briefed on during the drill, not HOW or WHERE. Hence being able to brief us in the fucking theater on my last cruise. The worst thing about the drill isn't even the briefing itself. It's waiting around for the assholes to start the fucking briefing. For whatever reason it always takes them ages to fucking start. If it's on TV, we can be unpacking and settling in. Win-win.

I don't like Caribbean cruises anymore because the cruise lines insist on including their bullshit private island on all the itineraries. I don't want to waste a day on an empty island. I'm not a beach person, and I don't swim. Fuck that shit. Every island we stop at has a fucking beach. Why bore the fuck out of the people who aren't interested in roasting their balls off on the beach? And where the hell is the logic in running people through the metal detectors when we get back on board from the cruise line's own island? Where the hell would I find a fucking weapon? Am I going to buy one from a fucking dolphin? For fuck sake!

Nearly everything shuts down by 10pm on cruises. WHY? I'd like a fucking hot tub after the old people and kids go to bed. Let the younger couples fucking enjoy their evening. The lack of food at night is also annoying as shit. They used to have midnight buffets and 24hr ice cream, etc. Now it's "Fuck you. Go to bed." Thanks, assholes.

Then when your cruise is over, you get to fill out a lovely customs declaration because nobody's allowed to buy anything without paying American sales tax. Fuck you. Can anyone prove I bought a hat or watch from some street vendor in some foreign country? I fucking doubt it. All the more reason to use cash on vacation.

Fuck Animals Too

People who have dogs without their own goddamn yard to shit in, OR worse, the ones who do and STILL walk them around town are fucking assholes. Litter train the fucking things or something. They have no business walking around town pissing and shitting on things in the first place. At least homeless people have a fucking reason to do it! Get a fucking cat or something if you don't have a yard, especially if you're going to pick one of those yappy little fucking dogs anyway. Some of those ugly, yappy little fucking breeds really need to die out. What is with people always picking the ugliest, most annoying pets?

Then you have the assclowns that work 7 days a week and never see the fucking dog anyway. If your neighbors or someone else has to feed/walk your pet on a regular basis, you probably shouldn't have one. Nobody cares if you're lonely. Work less and find someone to date. People keeping dogs strictly outside is bullshit too. I don't care if the stray cats are having an orgy. Keep that fucking hillbilly doorbell quiet. Birds and fish are also ridiculous pets. Birds are fucking nasty and fish just swim around and look pretty. When are emotional support skunks and badgers going to catch on? That'll help with social distancing.

Fuck animal racing as well. It's archaic and fucking stupid. Fuck dog shows. Fuck the goofy owners and their poofy fucking pets. More importantly, fuck the assholes who think it's worth televising. Fuck the ones who show horses. The only horse show I might care to watch would be something X rated. Most importantly, fuck the assclowns who put ridiculous values on all these dumb animals and the even dumber motherfuckers who pay the extortionate prices.

Quit whining about things going extinct. It'd be nice if more annoying creatures went extinct first, like politicians, but shit happens. Natural selection, progress, whatever. I don't give a fuck if koalas only exist in zoos soon, no matter how goddamn cute they are. Pandas were cute too, and they've been near fucked for quite a while. Deal with it. If we can't eat it or fuck it, it's not that important in the grand scheme of things.

Speaking of which, do poachers eat rhino or elephant meat? Seems like a waste of a fuckton of meat just for the ivory. Wonder what it tastes like. One of those poor African countries needs to grow some balls and turn poacher punishment into profits. Setup a nice preserve and dump unarmed poachers in with different nasty animals every week. Put it on TV or stream it. People can bet on which assholes will die first or from what (snake bite, lion, quick sand). They could have some fun with that shit, and seriously deter poaching. Win-win.

p.s. Fuck those World Wildlife Fuckwits for making the wrestling company change its name.

Fuck Elections - 2020 Edition

I'm 38. I don't vote. I'm not registered, and I don't give a fuck. People who put out signs and bumper stickers are fucking idiots. Every fucking time people think shit is going to change or be different. The fact people think anyone, especially another ancient old fuck who's been in politics for 50 years already, will actually do anything really good is just sickening. The 2 party system is garbage, and the candidates will always be garbage. Doesn't matter who's in the big white house. Doesn't matter who's running state and local shit. They're all the same stupid rich fucks who pretend to know everything but really just do shit to benefit their country club buddies. It's all the same circle jerk, and the same old fucks that are a generation behind. Then people wonder why nothing changes. Oh, can we still call it "white house" or is that racist now???

You choose between some superstitious GOP lunatic who will protect the 2nd amendment but gives handouts and tax breaks to corporations, and has an administration full of religious zealots that push xtian agendas over science and neutrality...
 
OR a socialist fuck who wants to ban guns and throw money at everything instead of actually fixing it in more complex ways. Look how fucking shitty Obamacare was. It didn't solve shit. Neither will Medicare for all. Medicare is still essentially a fucking insurance company. They still have way more control over what treatments, tests, etc you can have than they fucking should. I shouldn't need to have teeth pulled because I won't pay $600 for a fucking root canal. An abscess is an infection, and saving the goddamn tooth should be covered. Make healthcare NON-profit and cap all the drug costs, fund hospitals directly etc.

Same with college. Stop letting kids that can't even get a goddamn credit card run up thousands in debt for a convoluted education that has you spending way more time learning useless shit than actually learning the job skills for what you're intending to do. NO, our tax dollars should NOT be pissed away letting everyone sit in bullshit classes for years on end. Doctors and nurses, I'd be ok with, NOT some assclown getting a philosophy degree or other more obscure shit. Basic teaching degrees should be free, but not that grad school bullshit that nobody really needs.

Moreover, colleges should have to be about education, NOT their fucking football and basketball. Let the clowns who only care about sports go pro or fuck off and pick a real job to learn. For that matter, lets tax sports more to pay for some of the shit the country actually needs. We also need to quit sending money overseas constantly. Fuck Israel and that whole region. Nothing is ever changing. Spend American money on America.

What other issues are on the plate now? Police reform? Yeah, sure. How bout first we stop wasting money on hooker stings and the bullshit "war on drugs." For all we've spent trying to get rid of drugs, the feds might as well just be buying them to keep supply low. The only thing drug laws are doing is keeping prisons overcrowded. Stupid fucks. If people want drugs, they'll get them. Deal with it. Prohibition doesn't fucking work. This is also something the gun phobic demofuckstick party needs to learn as well.

There's also the fact nobody is fixing the internet infrastructure problem in this country. How many times has Verizon etc been handed fed money to improve rural internet? FCC ruled like 5 years ago that the minimum for broadband is 25mb down. Yet, I'm still stuck with fucking 3. These fuckers aren't doing dick for rural customers, but they keep taking handouts and making promises while never being forced to answer for it.

I've always enjoyed George Carlin's take on voting. 'They say, “If you don’t vote, you have no right to complain”, but where’s the logic in that? If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent politicians, and they get into office and screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You voted them in. You caused the problem. You have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote — who did not even leave the house on Election Day — am in no way responsible for what these politicians have done and have every right to complain about the mess that you created. That I didn’t have anything to do with. So when you’re having one of those swell elections that you like so much…on that day I will be doing essentially the same as you…the only difference is when I get done masturbating I’ll have a little something to show for it.' ~George Carlin

p.s. If anyone's pissed we still don't have a woman president, trying picking a candidate that we can actually jerk off to instead of a crusty old bitch. Might pull in a few more votes.