Fuck Middlemen

The human race just disgusts me. You allow so many fucking useless middlemen to exist just to profit from you being lazy sheep.

Health insurance is probably the most obvious. It only exists as a bullshit middleman, but they get to overrule doctors on your healthcare constantly, determine which doctors you can even see, suck money directly from your paycheck, etc. How is it even legal for hospitals to take different rates for the same thing based on who's paying to begin with??? They bill 2 grand for something, and your insurance says it's fully covered but only has to pay them $250. Yet, without the insurance, the hospital would want the entire 2 grand from you. Somehow, people allow shit to operate this way though.

Hollywood and sports are another prime example of middleman fuckery. These fucking clowns go on strike every couple years, always whining they want more money when they're incapable of managing the money they make in the first fucking place or anything else about their lives. They all piss it away on agents, managers, and accountants. FUCK THEM! I hope they're all replaced by AI. Bring back Bruce Willis, Charles Bronson, etc. Fuck these new actors.

Record companies too. Those blood-sucking leeches keep profiting even after the artists are dead, and nobody will draw a reasonable line there. They shouldn't be able to charge out the ass for dead musicians' tunes to the point studios have to change TV show themes to release them on disc because the licensing is too expensive.

Everyone who's working chooses to complicate their lives with shit. "investments," 401K, IRA, worrying about interest rates at the bank, etc. Nothing is ever enough. Nobody just takes what they have and fucks off, no matter how much it is. Look at people like Bezos and Taylor Swift forever raking in more fuckin money even though they already have enough for their next 3 or 4 generations to go through life without ever working a day.

Not to mention unions. More bullshit middlemen taking a piece of your paycheck because everyone too fucking spineless to stand up to their employers on their own.

Drug reps are also annoying middlemen. It's 2025. Why the fuck are drug reps still showing up at doctors' offices making the already insane wait times even longer? There should be a simple email list by now. If the doctors want samples, fucking mail them. Those reps are obsolete.

Realtors should also be made obsolete by the internet, but the government makes it so fucking complicated to sell property, you still need them for the fucking paperwork. Yeah, you could get a lawyer, but who wants to deal with those crooked fucks when there's any other option?

Debt collectors are another form of useless middlemen. Your debt was already paid when they bought it from the original company. Ignore those fucks.

Tax preparers are an obvious issue too. The tax system is so complicated most people have to hire these assholes to figure it out for them. Fucking ridiculous.

Congress is literally a bunch of middlemen as well. If we could put voting online, everyone could vote on everything directly instead of trusting it to the crusty, crinkled cunts in congress.

We're literally a society of middlemen. Way past time to start giving them the middle finger.