Fuck Old People

Seriously. Why do we try so hard to keep these geriatrics alive past their expiration dates? The irony is that they're usually the ones whining about medicaid/welfare when the tax payers spend 100x more on medicare to keep their wrinkled asses alive. Once you're past a certain age, they need to stop greenlighting all these ridiculous heart surgeries and shit. A 75 year old shouldn't be in the hospital for 3 weeks having open hear surgery. Fuck off and die already. All these clowns running marathons and obsessing over health food. Making it harder and harder to find the fucking real food. Why is everyone trying to live forever? Being old sucks. You can barely walk, chew, or fuck anymore. Everything aches and shakes. Then you're at the doctor's every other week for something. Just fucking die. Plus, they're all religious nuts. If you really believe the fairy tale about an afterlife, then get the fuck on with it. I want fat. I want sugar. I want pretzels that actually have some fucking salt on them. I love bacon. I love pizza. I've never eaten a salad in my life, and I never fucking will. I'll also never understand all the idiots supporting these geriatrics in politics. It's one thing to favor one party or the other; although, I think both are fucking stupid. It's another thing to be so into that shit as to support these fucking 80 year olds that refuse to retire. They shouldn't even have licenses to run a car anymore much less run the goddamn country!! Get a fucking clue people.