Fuck Weddings

If you're gonna get married, get fucking married and be done with it. I also can't stand hearing the word "fiance." This isn't fucking France. You shouldn't be engaged long enough to get used to calling each other that lame ass word anyway. People spend entirely too much time planning life and not enough time actually fucking living it. 

Weddings are fucking stupid. Spend a year or more planning an expensive family reunion with a bullshit religious ceremony attached just to put on a show for a bunch of people that don't fucking matter and mostly don't bother visiting any other time. Go get married in private and spend the money on an awesome fucking honeymoon. 

I still don't get the point of the whole thing. Everybody wants that special wedding day. They spend months, or even years, planning it. Here's the amazing part... After all that planning (and all that money), they do the same fucking thing everybody else does! Why bother? Why not at least be a little creative for fuck sake!? Church, flowers, overpriced cake, overpriced white dress, tux, party afterwards, and the goddamn chicken dance. I mean come on. Some of these movie stars and musicians might be fuckin nuts, but at least their weddings are original.