I've played and completed every EDF game on multiple platforms/regions. As much as I love them, some things piss me off, especially KevinEDF asking for nerfs. Fuck off, idiot. Some of us play every mission 100s of times helping people and enjoy the faster, more powerful weapons. Some of us are still really pissed we can't unlock the Genocide Gun in 4.1 without modding. Some of us actually help other people instead of streaming in private rooms and whining about how we think the game should be all the time you inbred cunt!
I wish there was an extra difficulty level that made ALL enemies mutant like Wing Diver the Shooter has. I love the sped up classes and level 100+ weapons in DLC. They should've given us DLC for the English release day one. What the fuck are you delaying it for!? DLC is supposed to be for the most hardcore players that finish the game right away and want more, NOT the fucking casuals that actually take 3 months to finish the main game! The DLC was literally built into the English release on both PS4 and Steam but the cunts waited to sell the unlocks. The devs are also racist cunts for always keeping the Japanese version of the game separate from the rest of the world on their own online servers. Add fucking language packs and stop doing a separate segregated release for the rest of the world. Xenophobic bastards.
Other things that piss me off:
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Scripted Missions
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Why the fuck are you making us wait for NPCs, events etc? You know how many times we have to play each mission for 100%, especially online. Yet, there's no option to bypass this shit and just kill bugs!?!?
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Retarius Webs Clipping Through Walls
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Are you fucking kidding me? All these games later and this shit still happens? It's a cheap fucking way to die.
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Weapon Upgrades
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A neat idea, but horribly executed. I don't want my weapons locked behind multiple levels of RNG. If merely finding extra copies of the same weapons leveled it up, I wouldn't really complain, but having to be lucky enough to drop the weapon AND have the stat you need be higher level than your copy is fucking stupid.
Sunday, July 5, 2020
Sunday, December 2, 2018
Fuck Resident Evil 5
I wrote this on True Achievements ages ago and never copied it here. Lost track of it after the battle...
Well, Crapcom never fails to disappoint. I finished the main game over a week ago. I'm still thinking about how horrible it was, and all the praise for it makes me sick.
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Graphics
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Ok, it looks good, but I don't need a cutscene interrupting me every 6 seconds to prove it!!! Did they include to option to play without cutscenes after finishing the game once? Of course not. Make a game or make a movie. Stop trying to do both together. Then to make it worse, you never know when it's going to turn into QTE hell.
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Story
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I think I prefer the movies. The story just seemed to stray farther and farther from where RE began. I don't remember a lot about the first couple, but I know damn well the zombies didn't shoot back or turn into giant cockroaches.
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Gameplay
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Could the controls possible be any worse? The only 3rd person title Capcom has ever made with decent controls was the Devil May Cry series. How did they get that so right and everything else so wrong? I put up with Dead Rising and it's mind numbing load screens. I love the Onimusha series in spite of the less than stellar controls, but this game is ridiculous. News flash: laser sights suck in 3rd person. A reticule would be nice. If you're not going to let me move while aiming, at least make the aiming better.
It's not just the aiming though. The movement is painfully slow even when "running." What the hell kind of run is that? You're not crossing the street. You're running from fucking zombies! Move your ass! Then even when you're in a gun fight, you're constantly interrupted by QTEs. Yeah, I'm trying to shoot things with a mounted machine gun and it's just going to randomly ask me to press a button and give me only a split second to do it or take a stupid amount of damage. No thank you. I don't need a QTE for everything. I for one, remember a time when we actually finished our own battles, and ran away from things without the need for a QTE.
When you play on Professional, everything kills you in 1 hit....in a game where you move and react like a goddamn turtle. Great work guys. How bout you just sharpen the discs and throw them at us. Might be more fun than playing this. It was totally awesome having the AI get herself killed 50+ times during an insane boss fight. One little burst from the boss bitch's SMG and somebody drops dead. It took me 100 tries to complete that fight, and only a 3rd of the deaths were my own. Cheapest, most retarded boss fight ever. I had one dude dead/dying 3 or 4 times and the AI just goes and gets shot by the other bitch. I've never been so close to breaking a 360 controller, and I've played some real gems on 360. I spent 10 hours failing a race in Ridge Racer 6 one time, and that didn't piss me off nearly as much as this.
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Final Thoughts
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Why is the grenade launcher the only thing with no Infinite Ammo option!? All those stupid figurines and junk, and they couldn't include the ammo option for one more gun. Amazing.
Well, Crapcom never fails to disappoint. I finished the main game over a week ago. I'm still thinking about how horrible it was, and all the praise for it makes me sick.
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Graphics
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Ok, it looks good, but I don't need a cutscene interrupting me every 6 seconds to prove it!!! Did they include to option to play without cutscenes after finishing the game once? Of course not. Make a game or make a movie. Stop trying to do both together. Then to make it worse, you never know when it's going to turn into QTE hell.
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Story
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I think I prefer the movies. The story just seemed to stray farther and farther from where RE began. I don't remember a lot about the first couple, but I know damn well the zombies didn't shoot back or turn into giant cockroaches.
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Gameplay
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Could the controls possible be any worse? The only 3rd person title Capcom has ever made with decent controls was the Devil May Cry series. How did they get that so right and everything else so wrong? I put up with Dead Rising and it's mind numbing load screens. I love the Onimusha series in spite of the less than stellar controls, but this game is ridiculous. News flash: laser sights suck in 3rd person. A reticule would be nice. If you're not going to let me move while aiming, at least make the aiming better.
It's not just the aiming though. The movement is painfully slow even when "running." What the hell kind of run is that? You're not crossing the street. You're running from fucking zombies! Move your ass! Then even when you're in a gun fight, you're constantly interrupted by QTEs. Yeah, I'm trying to shoot things with a mounted machine gun and it's just going to randomly ask me to press a button and give me only a split second to do it or take a stupid amount of damage. No thank you. I don't need a QTE for everything. I for one, remember a time when we actually finished our own battles, and ran away from things without the need for a QTE.
When you play on Professional, everything kills you in 1 hit....in a game where you move and react like a goddamn turtle. Great work guys. How bout you just sharpen the discs and throw them at us. Might be more fun than playing this. It was totally awesome having the AI get herself killed 50+ times during an insane boss fight. One little burst from the boss bitch's SMG and somebody drops dead. It took me 100 tries to complete that fight, and only a 3rd of the deaths were my own. Cheapest, most retarded boss fight ever. I had one dude dead/dying 3 or 4 times and the AI just goes and gets shot by the other bitch. I've never been so close to breaking a 360 controller, and I've played some real gems on 360. I spent 10 hours failing a race in Ridge Racer 6 one time, and that didn't piss me off nearly as much as this.
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Final Thoughts
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Why is the grenade launcher the only thing with no Infinite Ammo option!? All those stupid figurines and junk, and they couldn't include the ammo option for one more gun. Amazing.
Sunday, August 13, 2017
Fuck Politicians
Lots of shit going on in Virginia this week. Fuck Charlottesville. Stupid politician motherfuckers don't know how to leave shit alone. They had no reason to fuck with historical monuments. The Democrackheads constantly pull this censorship shit to avoid offending one group while offending the rest who either could give a fuck less or actually want the shit displayed. They keep trying to gut the 2nd amendment and take climate change entirely too seriously. The Republicunts refuse to accept that laws are supposed to be based on logic and reason, as well as applying to everyone equally regardless of their bullshit beliefs. We should be able to remove/sue/jail every one of these assholes who keeps writing and passing unconstitutional, anti-freedom laws in the name of their fucking deity.
How many times does the supreme court have to strike down their attempts to ban abortion and shit before we start actually penalize them for wasting tax dollars and abusing the power of their fucking office? How long must we tolerate Sunday restrictions in this country when everyone knows full well they only exist because of xtian assholes trying to force their religion on everyone else? How long must we suffer this broken 2 party system where one side tries to disarm the law abiding and the other side tries to impose biblical law, gives all the tax breaks to the rich, helps the oil companies fuck up the environment, and bails out corporations?
How long will people keep being sheep and voting down party lines? How long will people keep allowing more pointless fucking laws that restrict freedom under the guise of protecting people from themselves and essentially allowing mob rule over personal freedom. Every law restricting purchases (alcohol, cigs, handguns) or activities (gambling) to age 21 is fucking bullshit. People are mature enough to be drafted or choose to join the military at 18 and go fucking kill people, but they're somehow NOT mature enough to buy beer or stick a quarter in a goddamn slot machine? It's ridiculous. Either we're adults at 18 or we're not. If we can be prosecuted as adults at 18, we have every fucking right to buy alcohol, gamble, etc.
Property owners have no fuckin rights whatsoever anymore either, but nobody has the balls to push back. Home Owners' Associations can go fuck themselves. People in the city let everyone walk all over them. Property owners should be able to do as they choose with their fucking land. That includes making changes/improvements to their homes without paying for inspections/permits. That also includes letting their fucking grass grow as tall as they want, NOT shoveling snow, etc. Hell, it could be argued that forcing people to shovel the sidewalk in front of their house is slavery. Think about it. Do the task the city demands done or be penalized. That's slavery. You don't even own the fuckin sidewalk in spite of it being on your property. Do you have the right to tear our the sidewalk entirely? No? So why is it your job to shovel the son of a bitch after the city's plow trucks dump everything from the street onto it? Think it over, and grow some balls.
Business owners have no rights either, in spite of the religious fuckwits who argue they should be able to turn away customers whose lifestyles they disagree with and gun phobic fuckwits who think it's alright to ban perfectly legal weapons from their shops. I'm so tired of this fucking private property argument. When you open it to the public, it's not "private" anymore. Businesses are subject to every other regulation, law, etc but somehow the 2nd amendment doesn't apply to them? Bullshit. They can't discriminate based on color, etc because of those laws. The cops are somehow able to enforce fines if you park in handicap spaces on PRIVATE property owned by these businesses. A restaurant owner can't even decide whether or not to allow smoking in their building anymore. Yet, businesses are allowed to completely disregard the 1st and 2nd amendments as they see fit, banning gun owners, people with "profanity" on their shirts, etc. and nobody has the balls to really challenge this bullshit? You can't have it both ways. Either a business is considered a public place and subject to ALL laws of the land, OR it's private property and NOT subject to any government oversight. WHICH IS IT? These fucking double standards are getting old.
How many times does the supreme court have to strike down their attempts to ban abortion and shit before we start actually penalize them for wasting tax dollars and abusing the power of their fucking office? How long must we tolerate Sunday restrictions in this country when everyone knows full well they only exist because of xtian assholes trying to force their religion on everyone else? How long must we suffer this broken 2 party system where one side tries to disarm the law abiding and the other side tries to impose biblical law, gives all the tax breaks to the rich, helps the oil companies fuck up the environment, and bails out corporations?
How long will people keep being sheep and voting down party lines? How long will people keep allowing more pointless fucking laws that restrict freedom under the guise of protecting people from themselves and essentially allowing mob rule over personal freedom. Every law restricting purchases (alcohol, cigs, handguns) or activities (gambling) to age 21 is fucking bullshit. People are mature enough to be drafted or choose to join the military at 18 and go fucking kill people, but they're somehow NOT mature enough to buy beer or stick a quarter in a goddamn slot machine? It's ridiculous. Either we're adults at 18 or we're not. If we can be prosecuted as adults at 18, we have every fucking right to buy alcohol, gamble, etc.
Property owners have no fuckin rights whatsoever anymore either, but nobody has the balls to push back. Home Owners' Associations can go fuck themselves. People in the city let everyone walk all over them. Property owners should be able to do as they choose with their fucking land. That includes making changes/improvements to their homes without paying for inspections/permits. That also includes letting their fucking grass grow as tall as they want, NOT shoveling snow, etc. Hell, it could be argued that forcing people to shovel the sidewalk in front of their house is slavery. Think about it. Do the task the city demands done or be penalized. That's slavery. You don't even own the fuckin sidewalk in spite of it being on your property. Do you have the right to tear our the sidewalk entirely? No? So why is it your job to shovel the son of a bitch after the city's plow trucks dump everything from the street onto it? Think it over, and grow some balls.
Business owners have no rights either, in spite of the religious fuckwits who argue they should be able to turn away customers whose lifestyles they disagree with and gun phobic fuckwits who think it's alright to ban perfectly legal weapons from their shops. I'm so tired of this fucking private property argument. When you open it to the public, it's not "private" anymore. Businesses are subject to every other regulation, law, etc but somehow the 2nd amendment doesn't apply to them? Bullshit. They can't discriminate based on color, etc because of those laws. The cops are somehow able to enforce fines if you park in handicap spaces on PRIVATE property owned by these businesses. A restaurant owner can't even decide whether or not to allow smoking in their building anymore. Yet, businesses are allowed to completely disregard the 1st and 2nd amendments as they see fit, banning gun owners, people with "profanity" on their shirts, etc. and nobody has the balls to really challenge this bullshit? You can't have it both ways. Either a business is considered a public place and subject to ALL laws of the land, OR it's private property and NOT subject to any government oversight. WHICH IS IT? These fucking double standards are getting old.
Monday, April 17, 2017
Fuck the Boston Marathon
Seriously. Where do these assholes get off closing half the goddamn city for a stupid fucking race. Fuck them! Doesn't any local tax payer complain about being denied access to half the city streets they fucking pay for? How can people care so much about a lame ass race? Running is NOT a fucking sport. It's what you do when you're in a big fuckin hurry or being chased by someone. Fuck all those stupid motherfuckers.
Sunday, April 16, 2017
Fuck Student Loans
It’s interesting. People bitch about welfare, food stamps, etc. but nobody seems to want an end to the bullshit student loans the government is forever handing out. Many of those will never be paid back. The interest is ridiculous, but people keep signing up for the shit. The government’s obligation to education should end at High School. Why the fuck are we paying for these idiots to get Liberal Arts degrees and shit? Think about. Really think about it. What would happen if all those student loan programs were cut off and people had to pay for college themselves or not go? Half the colleges in the country would shutdown because nobody could afford their shit. Look at all the useless fucking classes people are required to take to get a degree in a specific field to attempt to get a job in that field. Not to mention the $100 textbooks for each class, because the asshole professors don’t care what it costs you. Fuck all these motherfuckers. The education system in this country is fucking bullshit. People should just get trained for the profession they want to get into. You don’t need to take all this extra shit, and you damn well shouldn’t have to pay for it. We brainwash our youth and teach them to take tests. That’s it. That’s all school is about. You memorize shit, regurgitate it for a test, then forget half of it. We’re a society of test takers. Fucking sheep! Even classes for a major in college teach and test on irrelevant shit. You do NOT need to know shit about the AT&T monopoly to do a networking job wiring computers and setting up software, but we were expected to know it for a Networking test. Fuck that professor and fuck Penn State. That was when I quit in 2001.
Monday, April 3, 2017
Fuck Mexico
Lots of online gamers complain about lag, and it's pretty obvious that lag gets noticeably worse when playing with people outside your country for various reasons. We all know that Mexico has shitty internet, but somehow saying that on the gaming forums is considered racist by a few uptight people. A UK player also bitched about people from Spain and Germany causes game issues on their side of the pond as well. I don't give a fuck what color they are. Their internet fucking sucks, and I don't want to be matched with them! Hear that Xbox? You stupid motherfuckers! Give us an option to only play with people in our own country for best connection.
Fuck. I'd look for a Mexican girl to marry if the country wasn't so absurdly religious. I certainly wouldn't mind a foreign bride. Problem is most countries with lots of women wanting to come to America are countries you don't want to fucking visit, and US Immigration more or less requires you to nowadays. Fuckers.
p.s. I don't really give a shit if the orange man builds a wall to keep the brown people out or not. Personally, I think we should just take over Mexico, run out the cartels once and for all, and put a wall on the southern border. That's a lot less fucking wall to build.
Fuck. I'd look for a Mexican girl to marry if the country wasn't so absurdly religious. I certainly wouldn't mind a foreign bride. Problem is most countries with lots of women wanting to come to America are countries you don't want to fucking visit, and US Immigration more or less requires you to nowadays. Fuckers.
p.s. I don't really give a shit if the orange man builds a wall to keep the brown people out or not. Personally, I think we should just take over Mexico, run out the cartels once and for all, and put a wall on the southern border. That's a lot less fucking wall to build.
Sunday, September 11, 2016
Fuck the Anthem
See. This is why people piss me off (and why I piss people off). I keep seeing these dumbass articles all over Facebook about athletes not standing for the national anthem. Half the idiots think the athletes should be fired, deported, or killed, and the other half defend the athlete's freedom to do whatever the fuck they want. Me? I question why the fuck they play the goddamn thing in the first place? Is this an official government event? Are we about to start the Hunger Games or something? Fuck off. "Oh, it's patriotic." Yeah, playing the anthem for these assholes making 20 million a year while half the country is in debt/poverty is real fucking patriotic. Paying these idiots 20+ million a year is one of the biggest wastes of money there is to begin with. Skip the song, and let them get on with it. People don't pay good money to watch these assholes stand around anyway.
I also question why they need celebrities to sing the fucking thing and make it sound horrific with ridiculous high notes. Does anyone seriously want to hear that shit sung that way? Fuck right off, please.
I also question why they need celebrities to sing the fucking thing and make it sound horrific with ridiculous high notes. Does anyone seriously want to hear that shit sung that way? Fuck right off, please.
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