Fuck Political Correctness

Fuck Walmart, Amazon, eBay, South Carolina, and anyone else who gave in to this anti-freedom hate campaign against the Confederate flag. I don't care what color you are, if your great great granddaddy fought for the north or south, or what goddamn religion you follow. Stop being stupid, backward, uptight motherfuckers!

NEWS FLASH: Freedom of Religion does NOT give you the right to ram your beliefs, values, and morals down everyone else's throats! If people want to own guns, play violent video games, watch porn, wave Confederate flags, draw cartoons of your deity, set off fireworks until their yard looks like an army artillery practice range, have sex out of wedlock, have abortions, marry the same sex, fuck farm animals, or sell their ass on the street corner it should be their fucking right!

Why the fuck does everyone think they have a right to censor every fucking thing that bothers them? The bible bothers the fuck out of me, but I can't censor that. I talk like I'm in an 80s action movie cause I like the way the words sound. I don't give a fuck if anyone's offended by it. They have no right to tell me which words are fucking acceptable in conversation. I like "shit." I think people who use "poop" and crap" sound like pussies, but that's their choice. People can't handle the stars and bars or "dirty" words like shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Yet, seeing some dude nailed to a cross all the time is somehow acceptable and healthy. Plus, those same people believe some magical being created everyone and everything, sits in the clouds with nothing better to do than listen to their fucking prayers, and he has some kind of divine plan that makes prayers ultimately pointless anyway. Now which crowd sounds fuckin crazy?

The Amish don't believe in electricity or indoor plumbing. How would you like it if they were in charge? The current state of affairs is no different. Look at ancient times compared to now. Amish disown their own children if they don't go along with their ridiculous religion and culture. Bible thumpers disown their children if they're gay. They used to accuse anyone who didn't show up for church on Sunday of witchcraft and burn them at the stake. Look at the crusades. Look at all the ridiculous tribal shit that some cultures believe. Look at all the crazy shit the Muslims claim when they attack us. Look at this world we live in! How can you still believe that your little bible story is the real one that's so fucking great and everything in that book is so true and accurate!? It's a form of control. Plain and simple. Jesse Ventura said it best. "religion is a crutch for the weak-minded."

Let me spell it out. You have NO right to NOT be offended by things. All Americans have a right to free speech. That means we can say what we want, when we want, and not give a flying fuck if anyone else likes it or not. However, these shit beetles somehow think freedom of religion allows them to ban anything that goes against their fucking religion, no matter how illogical or unconstitutional the ban is. I bet there's a constitutional argument to be made for a lot of things are are currently illegal on both state and federal levels, but people just don't have the resources or balls to fight the laws themselves. It's too hard to get laws repealed. I think there are still laws on the books for hanging horse thieves in California. Did you know whaling is illegal in Utah? Think about that for a minute. Whaling...in Utah. See a lot of whales in the fucking desert, do you? If you smoke enough peyote, you probably see lots of things, but that's beside the point here. It's 2015. Why is there still no mail/parcel delivery on Sunday? Fucking churches. Would there not be more jobs for weekend staff if everyone delivered on the fucking weekend!? People are stuck in this 19th century mentality that everything should shutdown on Sunday so you can go to church. Well, that's not how it is anymore.

Fuck Unions

Unions are bullshit archaic organizations invented because of poor safety standards and working conditions in the past. The only purpose they serve now is to protect assholes who don't deserve their jobs and hold employers over a barrel for more money. If people in the 21st century actually had the balls to NOT accept bullshit part time jobs instead of just complaining about their hours, maybe things would change. Maybe not. Ultimately, a business owner should have the right to run shit their way. It's really funny how people rush to defend business owners who turn away LGBT customers; yet, they'll be the same idiots rooting for unions or in one. If you don't like the hours or the money, walk the fuck away. However, we do need some kind of standards to allow people looking for full time work to actually get it, so maybe people should be lobbying for more than just an increase to minimum wage all the time. Forcing people to join the union if they want to work anywhere that has one is also bullshit. Nobody gets a choice in the matter? Fuck your union. I don't want to join. Why should I have to pay for your bullshit? Keep your grubby fucking paws off my paycheck.

What the fuck are unions doing that's actually any good nowadays? Fucking asshole auto workers make $40/hour and still went on strike. The food worker union assholes have actually picketed a few non union grocery stores out of business in this area. Yeah, that's creating jobs. Way to go, assholes. The postal workers get to be terrible at their jobs and pretty much get away with anything, because it's impossible to get the motherfuckers fired. The assholes selling stamps here get to close the post office for an hour and a half to for lunch. What kind of stupid shit is that!? Most doctors don't even get an hour and a half lunch! Is it any wonder the USPS can't turn a fucking profit? The parking lots are terrible and the hours suck. Why would anyone want to bother? Staples is open all day long to ship UPS. Doesn't seem to matter how you ship things anyway. They still show up looking like they got run over by a truck or dunked in a bucket of grease. My hands shouldn't be black by the time I carry a package from UPS into the house and open it.

Teachers are overpaid, entitled assholes too. "Oh, we want more money. Let's strike." Fuck off, you power tripping pieces of shit. The general ed teachers in college are probably some of the worst. They make their classes excessively hard, waste your fucking time, and fuck with your GPA because they know you want nothing to do with their bullshit class and would never pay for it if the college wasn't forcing you to. If more people took a stand, told teachers where to stick their useless bullshit, demanded a proper education the world would be a better place. Nothing changes though. I recently heard about a kid who failed 5 of 8 classes his junior year of high school and still passed. Don't we have enough burger flippers? Society as a whole just keeps getting dumber because nobody teaches kids anything useful. Yeah, load them down with bullshit advanced math they'll never use and lame ass research papers they'll forget everything about in a week. That'll teach them how to survive in the real world. Fuck you. Fuck very much.

Fuck Credit Card Companies

Credit card companies really piss me off. Why the hell is the billing cycle always completely random!? I've seen 30 day billing cycles, 31, 28, even a 34 day. Yet, every fucking statement says they expect to be paid by the 1st of the month. Well, I expect my billing cycle to end on the 1st of the month, assholes! Not the 3rd, 4th, when there's full moon, or however they keep coming up with this shit! Is that really so much to fucking ask?

Fuck Your Religion

Fuck Patrick Stewart too, for that matter. This article is what has me riled today. Look at this bullshit. More religious assholes thinking they can do whatever the hell they want because of their beliefs. You have a right to believe whatever the hell you want. You should NOT be able to discriminate against customers who don't share that belief. We've gone from simple business restrictions like "no shirt, no shoes, no service" to "we'll pick and choose who we serve and how we serve you based what you want and how it fits with our beliefs." NO. Fuck off. Sue these pricks into chapter 11. You're not running a church, assholes. You're running a fucking business. That means you serve everyone who places a fucking order that you can fulfill. Isn't part of obtaining a business license that you agree to equally serve the public? It's just like these fucking businesses who discriminate against gun owners. Somebody should sue them too. If it's legal for me to carry a gun everywhere else in town, it's legal to carry in your store. Fuck how you feel about guns. It's a public place, not your fucking house. If you refuse to hire someone because of their religion/ethnicity/ etc you get your ass sued off. Refusing to serve someone because they order something that they believe in and you don't, or they hold different religious/political views is somehow fine though? If the somebody ran a bakery and refused to write "god" on a cake, the churches would come down on them so fast it'd make your fuckin head spin.

What? "Business owners have rights too?" Like what? The ones with unions sure as shit have no rights. They don't even get to decide who they fire or even how much they're going to pay. If you want to work at Walmart, you accept what they're paying so long it's at least minimum wage or fuck off. You don't get to go on strike cause you want more money. Yet, unions do exactly that. They get to hold business owners over a fuckin barrel. There's always somebody else willing to take the job if you don't want it. Fuck your union. Those things should be a thing of the past now that labor and safety laws, minimum wage, etc exist. Why don't you have a choice whether to join the union or not if you're going to work some place that has one? Somebody should really start a lawsuit over that shit someday.

Look at that Hobby Lobby bullshit though. WTF happened to separation of church and state? The supreme court basically made the religious assholes above the law. That's not how it's supposed to be. It's always been headed that way though. Churches are tax exempt. People like the Amish get away with doing all kinds of shit without getting permits, etc. If I walked a dog and let it shit all over the place I'd be getting cited, but the Amish let their horses shit all up and down the road. They ignore leash laws for their dogs. They don't have to get licensing, inspection, plates, or anything for their buggies. We have to put plates on four wheelers, and those aren't even allowed on the fucking road!