Fuck Christmas

Fuck holidays. Fuck decorations. Fuck mistletoe and candy canes. Fuck Santa and the elves. Fuck the religious assholes that stole the Pagan celebration of solstice and made it some bullshit religious holiday full of gift giving and family shit. Fuck Hanukkah and the idiots who came up with that too. Fuck Rudolph and Frosty. Roast both those motherfuckers. Fuck turkey and the idiots who thought having it two holidays in a row was smart. We had pulled pork, assholes. Fuck New Years and fuck all the stores that close for it. Fuck the fucking football game on New Years too. Fuck New Years resolutions and the idiots who always feel the need to make them but never keep them anyway. Fuck holiday movies, chestnuts, and fires. Fuck snow, and the idiots who are afraid to drive in it. Fuck fake trees and those teeny tiny little lights. What the fuck happened to real Xmas lights? The ones with bulbs in them the size of a fucking night light!

Yes, I'm a bitter, lonely son of a bitch. I can't stand my life. I can't find a way to change. I'm just stuck here playing Halo. Bah fucking humbug.

Fuck Gamestop

I went into the Gamestop in Hermitage PA to get a copy of Fist of the North Star-Ken's Rage 2 for Xbox360 today. The only "new" copy they had was the bullshit gutted copy with a scuffed disc in the drawer and heavily worn case. The case was for the original game and not the 2nd because the idiots sold the wrong disc with the wrong case previously, so I don't even get the right cover art. Plus, it had 4 stickers all slapped on top of each other at different angles. How the fuck is that a brand new item? That's not even mint condition once the disc is scuffed and stickers are all over the case. I've seen ex-rentals in better shape! You should NOT be able to sell shit like that as new. Nobody else opens the goddamn games for display cases. Come up with something else. If you're too lazy to keep an eye on your own inventory than get those stupid plastic cases Walmart and other places use or print your own goddamn cover art to display. Once you unwrap a game, it's not new anymore. Stop screwing game collectors with garbage in poor condition claiming it's new.

I almost wish Microshaft had gone through with their DRM fuckery on Xbox One. Probably would've shit all over Gamestop. Of course I manage to get fucked over with the one game I go there for the whole xmas season.